So few comets, so many passengersT

The strategic stockpile of Stupid was running low again, and there was talk of drilling for Stupid within areas of national significance (i.e. the Garden Bar at the Old Entomologist), so we lowered Little Tim down one of the older, non-performing wells to unblock it. And there was a GUSHER OF STUPID:

Support gathering outside the Royal Courts of Justice to support Lyn Thyer as Big Pharma 's henchmen attempt to Extradite her to France ... for having the audacity to develop an EFFECTIVE CANCER TREATMENT!

This has to do with Lynda Thyer (née Banks), who played lab-coat dress-up scientist for David Noakes for a while, writing paper-shaped advertisements for magic-protein GcMAF that he could sign his name to and pump out through parasitical journals, and pretending to test the output of his man-shed / Magic Protein manufactory for biological activity. She qualified for this position by being the sister of Noakes' other employees, Trevor Banks and Leslie Hutchings (née Banks). Noakes only heard of the stuff and grasped its commercial scamming potential through Ian R. Crane, so it is very generous of the latter to credit Noakes & Thyer with "developing" GcMAF.




As a speaker at the 2016 GcMAF scamboree in Moscow, Thyer presented cures of pancreatic cancer and autism in children. Since Noakes' ImmunoBiotech fraud went tits-up, she shifted her affection to a supplement-pill grift, though she could still be found vouching for the efficacy of GcMAF in Letters to the Editor (titling herself "Biomedical Scientist" and citing her own worthless screeds as evidence)... like other forms of Showbiz, GcMAF grifting is hard to give up.



The outcome of that March 12 court appearance are not clear. There is chatter on the Interweb about "Next Hearing somewhere 27/28 March 2019", so it was probably premature of Another Kiwi to LOL so hard that our tongues hung out and Evangeline van Holsterin [Head Barmaid at the Old Entomologist] called us LOLlards.

The presence in that crowd scene of some yellow-jacket light-brownshirt jamoke is our regular reminder that for all the New Age stylings of the Paranoid Ideation ecosystem, it lies far to the right on the political spectrum, focused on purity of race as much as of Bodily Fluids. Thus it was not an entire surprise to learn that the persecution of Mrs Thyer is all the fault of Teh Joos.


By now our attention has refocused on Mr Crane, a person of interest to Riddled on account of his career as an impresario of Conspiracy performance. He is hand-in-glove [insert "body-appendage-in-receptacle" metaphor of your choice] with the National Health Foundation, who recognise his "Codex Alimentarius" contributions to their campaign against food-purity / supplement-safety regulations, for he is all about the freedom of supplement pimps to lie about their products without unfair fact-checking. But his interests range farther than that; few pies on the Alt-Reality buffet are left un-fingered, and Crane is also ringmaster of the annual "Alternative Views" Conspiracy Circus.

Just look at the line-up of speakers for this year's AV10. Did you ever see such a parade of pelf, such a charlatan charivari?

There's never a drone when you want one

Clive de Carle [top centre] is a familiar face, notable for its punchability the broad-spectrum unspecific nature of his medscam claims and activities... show Clive a bank, and he will mount it.

Found any rabbits down there?

Gemma O'Doherty [middle row] is apparently well-known in Ireland as a neo-nazi Ethnic Nationalist opinionator-turned-politician, who last year ran to be Uachtarán na hÉireann on a platform of expelling dusky people and the thieving gypsies. GO'D has gone so far down the antivax / anti-fluoridation rabbit-hole that only the soles of her feet are visible, from which position she is inciting her followers to kill critics of her brand of med-fraud (e.g. friend-of-RiddledFiona O'Leary), I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.

Oh hi there Horwood House, are you sure you want to be the venue for these people? Do your facilities include their kind of beerhall?

According to Ms O'Doherty, the week-old mass-murder in Christchurch was a False Flag operation, staged by the Deep State Globalists to cast blame on innocent Ethnic Nationalists. According to Ian Crane, it was staged by Teh Joos (to punish New Zealand for being insufficiently supportive of Israel).



Crane himself may or may not be a raging antisemite... opinions differ. As a career grifter, Crane's first responsibility is to say whatever will convince his customers that he is the Expert, with insider access, the man who sees through the Veil of Delusion, the man they should pay for insights into what goes on behind the scenes. To that end he will feed them Protocols-of-the-Elders-of-Zion Rothschilds-run-everything antisemitism some of the time, and rabid white-genocide islamophobia the rest of the time. Consistency is not an important criterion.

The other Conspiracist perspectives on the Christchurch mass murder [these are Conspiracists so it is vital that there must be perspectives; the alternative would be to leave consensus reality in place, and that would set a dangerous precedent] are

(iii) it didn't happen at all, but was faked by Crisis Actors; and
(iv) it did happen and ideally was just the first of many such events.

It is tempting to think of Ian Crane, Gemma O'Doherty, and the other speakers arguing over these incompatible beliefs, but cognitive dissonance is unknown to conspiracists. They are vast, they contain multitudes, and there is plenty of room in their heads for contradicting views because so little else is going on there.