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Gift Ideas for the Whale in your life

1. Cephalopod head-wear.
Hey lookit me everyone! I are Pacman ghost! I are octopus! Please not eat me! HURR HURR

2. A fine tooth comb. Only suitable for baleen whales. Oh sure, you could give any old tooth-comb, but it's $mas so you might as well go the extra mile and pay for a fine one.

3. A scramble suit. WITH TASSELS.
4. Not that we are trying to increase the search traffic we receive for "cetacean asphyxiation porn".

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