There was to have been a rant here about camemberts pizzas pie charts but TL;DW

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Stolen from Sean Leahy (via crenquis @ Boingboing).

Also too, from Jim Hines:
If I had to wear a collar like that, I would have it embroidered with tomatoes and aubergines &c so it looked like my head onna pizza.