The
Riddled Tabletop Cherubim Theatre goes from strength to strength. Our earlier
cupid-only staging of Motel Hell drew sell-out crowds of the usual no-hopers at the
Old Entomologist -- despite the mockery from scofflaws (or possibly vice versa) who swore that wild cupids lack the intelligence or temperament to be trained in these complex tasks. In fact they respond well to a combination of kindness, patience and electric shocks* so we are
VINDICATED and
TAKE THAT SCOFFLAWS and Mr McGravitas need not expect a free ticket to the new production...
... which, continuing the cult horror-movie theme, is an adaptation of
Phantasm.
Come to think of it, it is downright uncanny how well the cupids take to horror movie roles, like
a Myotis lucifugus to lead a duck to water. Creepy little feckers.
* Updated with BONUS
Frederik Pohl, who taught us everything we need to know about training animals.
