Who wants to see my big mushroom?

Boletus edulis, sprouting up under the pine trees on the golf course, five minutes walk away.
I tried to pose Mrs Spat sitting beside them to make them look smaller, but she went away over the fence to break things next door.

 UPDATED with more cooperative Siamese.
Would it be very wrong to carve the large lopsided one into the shape of a liver and eat it with fava beans?