"A fleeing dairy robber has been stopped in his tracks by a man wearing a pink crop top, tutu, fishnets and fairy wings on a Napier street."
There is no doubt an Origin Story to this crime-busting superhero on our streets but I DON'T NEED TO KNOW.
Nor do I care to speculate what the equivalent of the Bat-Signal will be when his assistance is needed.
The report does not provide details of the fairy-suit fabric. I am going to pretend that it was made with a lustrous, sheeny fabric with filament fibres and a high float ratio, just so as to joke about "Knights in Pink Satin".
There is no doubt an Origin Story to this crime-busting superhero on our streets but I DON'T NEED TO KNOW.
Nor do I care to speculate what the equivalent of the Bat-Signal will be when his assistance is needed.
The report does not provide details of the fairy-suit fabric. I am going to pretend that it was made with a lustrous, sheeny fabric with filament fibres and a high float ratio, just so as to joke about "Knights in Pink Satin".
