You are in a well-lit room of indeterminate size, surrounded by various objects -- animals, statues and body parts -- drifting in mid-air as if suspended
on threads in a mobile.

Take pigeon
You have a pigeon.
Eat pigeon
The pigeon is raw. Why you speak pigeon inglish?
Take fire
Ouch ouch burny!!
Drop fire. Take mobile. Don't call me Bernie
You now have a cellphone.
Call home
Cellphone is locked. It is Bernie's.
You hear a voice, "Prove that you are a robot. Type in the Word Verification."
Type ESOPVS
You hear a voice, "That is correct. You have failed the Turing test and are not a robot. Now you must comment at Riddled or be eaten by a GRVE".
Fling cellphone