Here at Riddled Research Laboratory we are very sorry to learn that rival scientists in the field of vat-grown brain technology have been receiving threats from hitherto-unknown groups of neural-rights activists. ![brain_eating_mouse photo mouse.gif]()
We are also saddened to hear of the repeating nightmares subsequently plaguing the researchers, in which activists break into their laboratories and liberate their artificial creations from the nutrient vats, releasing them into the wider ecology to wreak havoc upon the laboratory rat population (left unprepared for the introduced predators by evolution in a brain-free environment).
Despite long-standing issues of priority, and the pigheadedness of certain people in the choice of nutrients for optimal astrocyte proliferation, our rivalry is purely professional, and we sincerely wish Drs Gorm and Ghast a speedy recovery from their nervous breakdown. The nightmares are undoubtedly the outcome of stress.
We are also saddened to hear of the repeating nightmares subsequently plaguing the researchers, in which activists break into their laboratories and liberate their artificial creations from the nutrient vats, releasing them into the wider ecology to wreak havoc upon the laboratory rat population (left unprepared for the introduced predators by evolution in a brain-free environment).Despite long-standing issues of priority, and the pigheadedness of certain people in the choice of nutrients for optimal astrocyte proliferation, our rivalry is purely professional, and we sincerely wish Drs Gorm and Ghast a speedy recovery from their nervous breakdown. The nightmares are undoubtedly the outcome of stress.