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A transparent attempt to initiate a series of Fish puns around the general...
A plaice for everything and everything in its plaice.UPDATE: Apparently it is called 'knolling'.
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TBogg informs us of the plight of a family of Freedom Educators who are facing repatriation back to the socialist hellhole of Germany. And just as troths are plighted (every 4 hours, especially in hot...
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"For the good of mankind"
Someone of a daughterly disposition is asking for a favour. She requires Peeps, for the purpose of pushing back the boundaries of human knowledge in scientific research for which the usual twin studies...
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How much more reasonable could this rationale be? None. None more reasonable
Of course you have to boil urine. How else is one to reduce the volume? There is only so much space in the basement, and only so many mason jars, with half of those already occupied by bits of Masons....
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"Oh" people might say " what has occurred in the life of Another Kiwi that he is too good to come around Riddled no more with amusing stories of cheese robberies and stringing beads under olive trees...
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Cardinal sins
Since Smut Clyde fired up the Peeps emergency light the Vatican has responded as only it can.It's the conclave of Cardinals as performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of...
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To add to the confusion, the monkeys all insist on being called "Pierre Menard"
In a setback for our 'random serendipity' paradigm, our workforce of blind pigs has been lured away en masse to the better-remunerated groves of Mud-Wrestling with Obsessive Interducts Pedants. Not...
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Facepalmistry
What's that, Boing Boing? Discouraging news about the level of intelligence prevailing at the US Intelligence establishment?A memo sent to more than a dozen government agencies by Director of National...
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What with one thing and another
The Christmas Ale triple distillation and Furgling went quite well this last weekend. Smut Clyde, as Master Brewer carried the Staff of Knowledge and wore the Hat of Lore to control the process. Ha ha...
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The stress of her regard
"Harumph," declared Nietzsche, scrutinising the wires and mirrors and polished brass and wood of the purported 'dream machine' from various angles to convey the impression that he knew what he was...
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Feeling threatened by Lake Como, Lake Maggiore acted in self-defense under...
Italian lacustrine geography makes more sense when you realise that whoever designed the lakes was evidently modelling them on Jack Vance aliens.
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From the Aberrant Spiderweb Department
OK, who's been letting the spiders drink the Christmas Ale?UPDATED with Bonus artistic spidra fromĀ Ursula LeGuin. Also, bonus Cyclosa spider -- a clever little species that creates a copy of itself,...
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Skull-blogging: In the country of the blind, the large-eyed man is a...
What sad fate befall the no-longer-extant Neandertals? If you believe certain WAKEUPSHEEPLE websites, natural disasters broke their bloodthirsty grip on power and led to their extirpation at the hands...
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I still reckon that "Fixed and Consequent" is a silly name to give a dog
The post to go with this title has gone missing. Presumed eaten by cats.
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Tree full of owls
"How is the stage adaptation of Gormenghast coming along?" tigris wanted to know. "We have the owl costumes ready and everything.""I've been practicing using simple tools," Another Kiwi vouchsafed. He...
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A naked lady is rinsing a brain in a fountain.
Via feuilletonI don't blame the frog for wondering what's going on.
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Quite a new good thing
Students of philosophy will recall that In the Layman's Atlas [de Selby] deals explicitly with bereavement, old age, love, sin, death and the other saliencies of existence. It is true that he allows...
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The mash-ups will continue until morale improves
...which reminds me. Hooting Yard. Go there now.
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