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Skull-blogging: Extra Pyramidal Side-effects
So everyone is giving Ben Carson a hard time for coming in broken and stupid, but a sense of fairness impels me to make three points in defense of his Pyramids-are-Joseph's-Granaries,...
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Doodleberry Fairypoo Pumpkinpie Cupcake Detritus
He has not been the subject of any posts lately.Other than that, he deems your homage to be acceptable.
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May there be no moaning of the bar, When I put out to sea *
* Evidently Alfred Lord Tennyson was opposed to the use of ferry-moans.Except in Scotch ales where a certain level is acceptable to bring out the malty complexity, Diacetyl is judged as a taint in beer...
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Mittageisen (Metal Postcard)
JEbush boasts of his digestive prowess:Perhaps he is unaware of all artistic traditions. It would be irresponsible not to speculate that after each meal he craps out a corkscrew.Update: Link to helpful...
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Into the whirlpool, where matter vanishes
"New-H ®," read tigris.I scratched my chin, with a noise not unlike a log when it goes through the bark-stripper. "I associate that with a stabilised, activated, soluble form of solid hydrogen," I...
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A nonpareil[An army of birds on the ground]
These feathered rats are eating hundreds-and-thousands. Your argument is invalid.This is what makes this city so great: a flock of hyperactive sugar-buzzed pigeons shitting a rainbow on everything.
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Crappy Logos: Not just a Tangerine Dream album
This might be appropriate for selling bikinis, or offering a pubic-topiary service. Not so much for a Dutch orthomolecular / lifestyle crank.
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Town pigeon, country pigeon
This is the time of year when the NZ native pigeons gorge themselves on broom flowers and tree lucerne, then get blorched out and fall out of the foliage and sit there on the ground, looking perplexed,...
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1 0 minutes since most recent birth of potential customer
Here at Riddled we take our obligation seriously to bring you the finest artisanal stupidity, still dewy and fresh-picked from the Stupid Trees. With that in mind, behold the glory that is Remote...
View ArticleWe are all in the gutter but some of us are looking up skirts
For grate justice! TOKYO: A man in Japan who hid in a drain for five hours, allegedly to snap photos up women's skirts, was given away when passers-by spotted his hair sticking out of a grate, police...
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Make way for ducklings! Wings wetted down Stumbling on the ground
This happens every year (though it only got in the media last year). A mated pair of Paradise Shelducks like to rear their shelducklings in the security of the Karori Wildlife Sanctuary. But they also...
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I'm Swiss and I'm spending the night
The Swiss Protocol® is:1. An elaborate ritual of signals, counter-signals and deniability used when negotiating bribes with Sepp Blatter.2. Zurich's hardest-working Procol Harum covers band.3. An...
View ArticleHow do you say "spam" in Lorem Ipsum?
This is a real arrival in the Riddled mailbox. Full marks to the Biovision Marketing Department!------------------------- Original Message -------------------------Subject: Metabolism, Apoptosis,...
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God bless you Dr Milgrim
Research finding #1:When you bombard volunteers with three txts a day, between 9 a.m. and 10 p.m....#2 ...Sometimes you interrupt them in the middle of sex. This is apparently the happiest activity of...
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Riddle of the Sphincter
"The Patient, a 60-years old Caucasian male found unconscious in a trailer park of gypsies,..." remembered nothing of his past, and was brought up by the tribe as one of their own, and taught their...
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Smoot News
Skip Williamson is showing his oeuvre on DeviantArt! Why was I not previously appraised? It is as if he knows M. Bouffantin person.
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Shrink age
Left-hand foteau shows Michael van Gils at the right, being all tall n shit. Of course he is not the only tall Dutchperson. Perhaps they are breeding for height in the manner of Exultants.It would be...
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Referendumb
This 'flag referendum' is a thing. Employees of NZ Corp have the opportunity to choose a new logo to emblazon our exports and backpacks. A short-list of four options was drawn up by a committee who...
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Ny Sjælland
My contribution to the New Zild Alternative Flag Debaclete was 15 years ago, when we dragged young Doktorling Sonja around Europe, and I made her a t-shirt:
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