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Making silver linings out of sow's ears
Just look at the bollocks some opinionator wrote for a NZ weekend fishwrap, and was understandably too embarrassed to sign a name to:The claim thatBoris Johnson moved to take power in Britain last...
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It seems that we live in the era of "post truth" politicians. An interesting take on the matter, considering the amount of lying that has gone on in recorded history. Perhaps a more accurate...
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You have been identified
They're onto us! Quick, AK, reformat the hard-disk while I empty the till!You have been identified as a potentialOf course it would be nice to know who identified us. Intellects vast and cool and...
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Searching for Celine #2 We have a machine down there that splits up any smell...
Normally here at the Riddled Pantechnicon of Stupid we would smile Reillyryely wryly at Ninapharm of Paris and its skin-whitening pomegranate elixir, encapsulated in liposomic nanotech to penetrate the...
View ArticleThe Huge Manatee
We, here at the Riddled Institute of International Politics and Polychete Skin Mitochondria Analysis are always quite interested in that reservoir of electoral infection by RWNJ, Australia (hereafter...
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Fireworks going off in her head #2
Come, fireworks, and land on Trump!While he's speaking on the stump,He is not worth a toxic dump.Swarm over, Death!
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Why Call Them Back From Heaven?
Here at the Riddled Research Laboratory and Boutique Sauerkraut Manufactory we are familiar with the fact that Death brings no peace or surcease from academic labours. For the Necromantic Publishers of...
View ArticleThousands of burning washing machines still at large
I am not making this up.Then Harald [Hardradi] hit upon an expedient. He made his bird-catchers catch the small birds washing machines which had their nests within the castle, but flew into the woods...
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Secretions
Early-stage-dementia old men dribbling on the drapery? There are precedents. It must be a tradition, or an old charter or something.If the conventions continue to be observed, this will not end well.
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Go home, Interducts, you are drunk
This exists, because Intergrid:Private academies with tuition in Lorem Ipsum. There are many of these websites. Perhaps it was a mistake to install the Joomla "Responsive Education Theme" but not have...
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Ram Testicle Palpation Explained by Prime Minister.
Four Why? Men. Picture Stolen from Metro magazineWarning to all citizens: If these men come to your house do not let them in. Do not sign any papers they may present. Put headphones on and sing along...
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Mushroom of the Future
Just look at my fine Agrocybes parasitica! With C.O.U.S. for scale: Mrs Spat agrees that they taste delicious.
View ArticleJust Kidding
"Oh" the New Zild tax department might say, "there is that Another Kiwi pulling himself up by his own, and others, bootstraps and getting paid income and such. Surely the free markets, MGBTN, have no...
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Strange shapes light up the sky
Let the record show that none of us at the Riddled Research Institute has experimented with creating buds with artificial light. Especially not GroLux tubes.This why we are not being published in Proc...
View ArticleGod Win
Teh Dim-Post (a New Zealand political-humour blogger) has a bleg:I am now obsessed with and addicted to reading about the US election campaign. My favourite commentator at the moment is democratic...
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Happy 21st Birthday, Doktorling Sonja!
This doesn't mean that we will let you drive the family car.Even now the Frau Doktorin is festooning the house with balloons and glitter in preparation for your return from university. Just don't feel...
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Cis-Sylvania has been marginalised in popular culture and never receives its...
What, is it time again already for another yarn of malfeasance and academic parasitism such as will chill your heart to its cockles and your marrow to the bone? A yarn nigh-indistinguishable from the...
View ArticleNew plagiarism scandal looms
Donald Trump said Wednesday he would consider recognizing Crimea as Russian territory and lifting the sanctions against the country if he’s elected president.The settlement of the Czechoslovakian...
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Russian referrer spammers take over from Ukrainians
I remain concerned by their dependence upon Windoze / IE.
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Alvin and the problem with steel.
In a vastly troubled world where every man and his dog is eating every other man and his dog and telling them it's for their own good and "whattsa matter you don't like hotdogs??", what pray tell of...
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