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Dear Editors,I never thought this would happen to me, but...
...the barstaff at The Union gave me a free pint of Naked Fox IPA -- "This one's on the house".It may have helped that I had been scribbling work-related stuff at my end of the bar, occasionally...
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Now, of course, one is a happy little work unit, going about not asking difficult questions and NOT seeing quite a lot, while making the world safe for capitalism (Bragg 1990). And part of that is the,...
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Here in distant Hobbiton we keep our ears to the grindstone and our noses to the ground. Thus we are appraised through various covert sources of bad craziness and implausible goings-on in Americanic...
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New Trump plagiarism scandal
Donald's latest call for Total War against the jewish- bolshevik banker-media conspiracy appears to have been cribbed verbatim from the 1943 Sportspalast speech.For them, it's a war. And for them,...
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Gorbachev Sings Tractors: Turnip! Buttocks!
The headline-writers at the ComPost (Wellington's paper of note) appear to have run out of fucks to give. Donald Trump is probably to blame somehow, although precisely how is not immediately obvious.
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The Congress and the Congress
Lawks a'mercy! Is there no end to the excitement? [Spoiler alert ---- NO]. One checks the Riddled mailbox, eagerly hoping that the Brewers After Dark 2017 Nude Calendar one ordered from that special...
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"Bother!" said Pooh, as the first landing ships of the Kzinti expeditionary...
"You scream and you leap," explained TiggerI would pay good money 400 NZQuatloos for a mash-up of "House at Pooh Corner" and "Fight Club" which ends with Eeyore's acceptance that the Tigger character,...
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What the ack are you wearing now, monkey boy?
Mrs Spat is not impressed with my new t-shirt.But it has an octopus on it!Eat your branchial and systemic hearts out, P.Z. Myers.
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Behind the scenes at Riddled
We are committed to maintaining a high level of novelty and creativity in Riddled posts. We are continually upgrading our literary techniques to remain at the cutting edge of comedy.
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We can remember it for you wholesale in small artisanal batches, using...
It is never a dull moment for the students and research assistants of Dr Michael Persinger (Friend of Riddled). When they're not obtaining slices of pickled human brain for EEG measurements, they are...
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Daily Fail piffle from 2008; the July 1960 issue of Scientific American; and...
A request to the Library Pixies for "most up-to-date review of deuterium-oxide cytotoxicity" was promptly answered with the delivery of Katz's paper from Sci. Am.[1960]. We learn much from it that is...
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Red Shift is taking away my sanity Red Shift, all moving away from we
Hurrah, a new shipment of Fail has arrived!Just in time, for stockpiles of Stupid were running perilously low!They say that a man's gotta know his limitations. Down at the Old Entomologist we are...
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Skull-blogging: The Torch in my Ear
Imagine our disappointment here at Riddled Research Laboratory, to discover that someone else has already thought of selling a small torch that plugs in one's ear, with the idea that light will pass...
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Un mundo (A World): Ángeles Santos (1929)
Must credit John Ptak.The Earth is transformed into a cube at the end of Dan Galouye's last novel, Infinite Man. But can I find an image on the Interlattice? CAN I BOGROLL.
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Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Amanda Mary Heath / Herzog / Jewell and Marco Ruggiero are recurring fixtures in Riddled health-care journamalism, but I do not think we have mentioned them both in a single post, for fear of crossing...
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And who shall I say is calling?
His lady's command Candygram for Leonard Cohen!I guess he was lucky to miss out on the whole "very slow decay" option.
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Huen uill dzi týčr kem? Hev jú finišd júr uork?
Oh teachers are my lessons done? I cannot do another one.
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