“You need special rabbis who are going to take this thing and see it through...
Am I alone in imagining this line in a movie? Probably starring Tom Cruise? From here. For hefty fees, he orchestrated the kidnapping and torture of reluctant husbands, charging their wives as much as...
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Features of the Riddled Powered Fainting Couch include EZ-Clutch Pearls
Via a thread at LGM, we learn of outrage among the professionally outraged due to restrictions on the supply of gubblement-funded power chairs and scooters. Paperwork! Doctors' certificates! Stop this...
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Lawnmower Man
This police surveillance drone is easily mistaken for a myzostomid polychæte, flattened to live on crinoids in a commensal niche. BBBB thinks it is a tardigrade but HA HA Mr Bald has not counted the...
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Worst 'Piss Christ' knock-offs EVAH
Who's been putting things in Substance McGravitas' jars?Sadly, so far no entrepreneur has stepped up to exploring the marketing possibilities of Tuatara Vodka.Not so much a mole of moles, more a...
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Valued overseas visitors,
Advice for your NZ tourism Experience: #8When arranging meetings or bookings, be clear whether you are measuring time in New Zealand minutes or international chronocurrency.The NZ minute was tied to...
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Dear Penthouse Letters,I always believed that those stories about monetising...
... but that was before last week's "Biology-online.org" episode introduced me to the existence of Mikhail Doubinski and Yury Sharafutdinov, two wealth creators from Sydney.Biology-Online (as any fule...
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Cultosaurus erectus
Reptilian rough-trade erotica is evidently a thing.Let the record show that at Riddled we are not mere slavish imitators of literary trends but were in fact writing medieval dragon p0rn back when it...
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How a Nightmare Bacterium got in my pyjamas, I don't know
Fortunately there are precedents to help the Frontline journalists prepare themselves for the hunt.Raquel Welch knows what she is doing, with the scuba gear and the submarine.Kids don't try this at...
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Mecha-Castro Macho
Over in a LGM thread, a cut-&-paste troll listed the objectives of World Communism according to Cleon Skousen.* As a narrative the items are bald and unconvincing. Skousen is clearly a frustrated...
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It's always projection: Wrestling with Monsters edition
Those who stare too long into velociraptor erotica dinosaur documentaries may find that they turn into dinosaur documentaries themselves.In a similar vein, it was probably a mistake to watch all those...
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What kind of large vascular plant uproots itself, then hurls itself into the...
A lemming tree, my dear Watson.
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Every day in every way I am growing better and better one day older
"Remember the Butterfly Effect?" said tigris."Isn't that where the instability of chaotic non-linear dynamics means that a butterfly stamping his foot can be magnified so that djinns lift the palace...
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I did not leave the sinking ship... the sinking ship left me
Here from 2012 is a defense of medical quackery, part of a special report on "Complexity, Whole Systems Research, and Complementary Therapies".It is all about Other Ways of Knowledge, and "Differing...
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Your set, do not adjust it
Triple Day-of-the-Dead from Garage Project. 11.5% liquid mole, aged in a tequila barrel.Normal blogging will be resumed as soon as possible.
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Gorilla my Dreams.
"So" said tigris consulting her Memorex Executive Clipboard with sticky notes, " I see that the World Wildlife Fund movie 'Totes Adorb Babby Animules' is in the can, as we say in the movie mileu"."Yes"...
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Berlin Ichthyosaur Death Assemblage: Not just a German black metal band
You are a giant super-intelligent cephalopod from 200 million years ago, apex predator of the Jurassic ocean. Is that correct?That is my job description. Though I have to say that there is not a lot of...
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"To find a brain inside a skull with no other non-skeletal remains is...
Of course if archaeologists were in the habit of purloining all the brains they unearth, for later consumption (along with Analeptic Alzabo) as part of their secretive, unspeakable ritual feasts,...
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The final man is very smallPlunging in for his final bath
Here at Riddled Research Laboratory we are aware that our non-anthropogenic solar-proximity theory to account for global warming and rising sea level is not shared by the majority of climate...
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