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Despite their antagonistic kayfabe on-stage, in real life the Optimist and the Pessimist are good buddies and spend many evenings drinking together at the Old Entomologist

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They have learned not to complain to Evangeline van Holsterin about the half-emptiness of the glass as she is wont to top it up with saliva.

The child younger than Piaget's conservation-of-quantity age says nothing about the glass and is happy because there is more juice than when it was in in the squatter wider carafe. However, he is a mean drunk and gets all fighty and bitey after two screwdrivers and I really think they should ban him for good.

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