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And the train, it won't stop going. No way to slow down
Some things we have learned from our experiments on infants and children at the Riddled Research Laboratory:1. Some children insist on just the right ratio of vodka in a screwdriver before they...
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Ronny Raydon: Good evening and welcome to "Sports and Politics Should Not Mix" with the goalkeeper of Nottingham Forest and Chavdar Etropole football teams, Dimitar Evtimov!D.E.: Thanks Raymondo, well...
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Knowing nothing meant I could write anything-- Ross Douthat in 2005, pimping himself to the New York Times.h/t Yastreblansky and Susan of Texas
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Despite their antagonistic kayfabe on-stage, in real life the Optimist and...
They have learned not to complain to Evangeline van Holsterin about the half-emptiness of the glass as she is wont to top it up with saliva.The child younger than Piaget's conservation-of-quantity age...
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Never forget to check your references #2 (If God-bothers did not exist, it...
Authoritarian authors and bloggers are noted for bolstering their arguments by making up quotations and attributing them to prestigious daddy-figures. Perhaps this functions as an oath of fealty, 'any...
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And the smoke of their torment goes up forever and ever
Evidently the laws of Nominal Determinism apply to architecture as well as to humans. Avoid apartment buildings with names like "Torch".
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Rudy Giuliani -- authoritarian shitweasel and security advisor to Middle Eastern feudalities -- said something sufficiently stupid that his compadres saw little prospect in trying to defend him,...
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The buried city in the stars
Follow this link and read the lavishly-illustrated account from a band of Barcelona track-runners who went all Forsake-the-Sky and spent their weekends exploring deeper and deeper into the underground...
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The day is OK and the sun can be fun But I live to see those rays slip away
I was up late last night reading this paper from the Journal of Human Biodiversity Eysenck Newsletter, sent by a friend. It earned the 2014 Ignobel Prize in Psychology:[Thx Galina]I had always regarded...
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Gimp Masks of the Illuminati
Alternative title: Owned by the Baron And he's got the cure A drug by the name of World Without EndAt grave personal risk of slow service at the Old Entomologist if we incur the displeasure of chief...
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For the mask you have selected Stands for Chaos or for Law
What is the purpose of a disguise?To conceal one's identity, Socrates.So if the possessor of an enticingly high forehead should seek anonymity -- in some hypothetical hemlock-related situation -- his...
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My name is Blegion
Once again it's the time of year when Doktorling Sonja expects chocolate bunnies in the CARE parcels from her kind adorable parents, decorated in some creative way. Last year she got reapers (year...
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What is he building in there?
Riddled has already apprised readers of the mysterious Black Orbs. Visible they are, but impalpable and intangible, and not for lack of palping and tanging.Now there are fresh sightings! Whence come...
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Great Failures of Our Time
#78. Early Renaissance false eyelashes.Hardcore body-mods, dudes!
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I was sad because I had no mouth until I met a man who needed to scream
In what ways have our First Amendment rights been infringed this week?
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Postcard #40 - Bristol Brass Band bus accident
We continue our historical series of "Tragic Accidents involving Brass Bands and Horn Instruments". This week, a postcard in the archives of Bristol, Connecticut. "A bus which was used to transport the...
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He who controls the GcMAF controls the universe
The first thing we teach at Mad Science School is "Don't blow up anyone's head by tinkering randomly with their intra-cranial blood pressure and the permeability of their blood-brain barrier". It...
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Bottles of blackness, the blacker the spare
When you visit Riddled Alternative Health Clinic and Noxious Weed Extirpation Specialists, our trained clinicians will select the personalised, color-coded medication specific to your condition.Do not...
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I drink your milkshake
I am not making this up:"Your immune and neurological systems need to be fed with the right amino acids, trace metals and lipids if GcMAF is to rebuild them:You need the original human caveman diet...
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Competition for the IgNobel Awards is heating up early this year
Garbage In, Garbage Out:Abstract The impact of the insecticide chlorpyrifos (CPF) on the mammalian digestive system has been poorly described. The present study aimed at evaluating the effect of...
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