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Derpsikorean Muse
The Converging Pasts interpretation of quondam fairy holds that a single future springs from all possible antecedents. Differences among those multiple pasts explain many disagreements with the Frau...
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Maximum Acceleration: Not just an Ultravox song title
Australia's Fairfax Media Group is not as large as the Murdoch press empire, nor as aggressively devoted to reducing the intelligence of its readership, but sometimes they try harder in their...
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Quis est iste qui venit?
Often is the question asked, "Who is visiting Riddled?" Followed swiftly by the questions "What are the sick pervs searching for?" and "What can we do to pander to their depraved interests so as to...
View ArticleLucifer the light
So this oozed out from the Putin-supporting conspirasphere:[Ukrainian] Prime Minister Arseniy Yatsenyuk, himself a former legal U.S. resident who has been linked to the crypto-Satanic Church of...
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Being brought to life again meant bringing to life as well all those deeply...
"The style is the man" as the Comte de Buffoon famously vouchsafed, "Le style c'est l'homme même" (it's not entirely clear what he meant by the bit at the end about memes). Given a choice between the...
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We read the latest venereal journals Flicked through some catalogues of fear
Here at Riddled we have long been warning our readers against the Shapeshifter Menace. The shapeshifters in question being the skinwalkers who set up more-or-less convincing website impersonations of...
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Not relevant to my interests
The life of a Repo man colour-linguistics researcher is always intense.
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This ain't the Garden of Eden: Wrong on more levels than Amway
"Any progress on the new Paleo Diet book?" asked tigris.I frowned at the Riddled typewriter, which has never worked properly since the time that Mrs Spat got it into her little furry head that there...
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A million memories in the trees and sands, oh no How can I ever let them go?
After a marathon meeting in the Wigglesworth Lounge of the Old Entomologist, dominated by robust debate, consumption of Christmas Ale and flinging of crockery, the Riddled Amateur Dramatic Society...
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AN INTERESTING PARALLEL: MLK was targeted by J. Edgar Hoover, an unsavory character; I was targeted by the equally unsavory B. Hussein Obama— Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) January 19, 2015AN...
View ArticleWhen you're a dairy farmer, everything looks like a river of poop.
The highly informed readers of "Riddled" are, of course, aware of the seasonal distress that is afflicting New Zild at the moment. Other cultures with experience of these climatic extremes might call...
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When Prophecy Fails: Maximum Acceleration edition
In 1952 there only existed a single chart showing PROGRESS as an exponential curve, thereby proving that estimates of future progress based on linear extrapolation of past or present trends would be...
View ArticleA Prince Among Men.
It is a well known fact among people who live under internet bridges that the Great Southern Land or Australia was discovered by Captain James Cook whilst looking for the remote down the back of the...
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The Land Leviathan
Two motorbikes are smashing a path through Legoland! Followed by a remote-controlled bathchair! You would think that the proprietors of Legoland would learn from experience and put up a sign. In fact...
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A drug by the name of "World Without End"
McMed.de is an on-line quackpill service offering "the affordable alternative to the pharmacy" for consumers who find that nostrums work better in the absence of ingredient lists.The website is in...
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Visions of a parallel world: Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
Choosing one's literary-criticism name is as important as the choice of one's porn name, although the process does not seem to be as formalised. It helps to have a double-barrelled hyphenate first name...
View ArticleA Turnip For the Books
In response to a large number of reader's requests for more information about Turnip, the cat belonging to the uncle of James Cook Riddled is publishing extracts from the 7 volumes of the diary of...
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So we drove past this place today on the way from one mountain to another:
South Westland Salmon Farm is a small, boutique salmon farm with the café and shop over looking the farm. All the salmon raised at the farm is used in the café. One compliments the otherThe Frau...
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And we're going through the motions
"The life of a commercial sperm broker has a few surprises even for a sophisticated bon vivant...""What?!" said Another Kiwi. "I hope you are not going to talk like a loony and get us thrown out of...
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