Bitcoin have been replaced by gnomes in the Flaxmere criminal economy.
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That vanished garden gnome, all those photographs you received showing it in front of famous European landmarks, you thought it was a globetrotting Gnomad when all along it was stashed in a power-bill-delinquent Flaxmere meth lab.
When I write my novel about suburban desperation, in the style of early Philip K. Dick, it will totally be set in Flaxmere.
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That vanished garden gnome, all those photographs you received showing it in front of famous European landmarks, you thought it was a globetrotting Gnomad when all along it was stashed in a power-bill-delinquent Flaxmere meth lab.
When I write my novel about suburban desperation, in the style of early Philip K. Dick, it will totally be set in Flaxmere.