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I have a noble cause for skin, there's just too many of them
Another Kiwi refuses to believe that the New World Order plans for most of us to die and be made into leather [for dancing in]. I deploy argument after argument; I point out the Georgia Guidestones on...
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What fresh hell is this? (Farnham Freehold edition)
Holistic specialist and Cancer researcher left for Dead on Vacation"Wait, what?" we exclaimed. "Not another torture-porn horror movie hoeing the well-rutted row of Hostel and Turistas!?"Words cannot...
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"I mis-heard the doctor and thought he was recommending a Xenu-transplant,...
Here at Riddled we make no claim to expertise in cutting-edge exotic surgery but we strive to keep oak orrant with the latest literature. And one trend comes through from our reading of Bulgakov's 1925...
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Nature attacks you and Nature heals you
Things that HAPPEN, they are the worst kind.Despite one or two less-than-optimal experiences with the carnivorous plants and the Evolvamat, we are not easily discouraged here at Riddled Research...
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Beer bars and Hipster beards
Even in Japan, it seems, you cannot have one without the other.In conclusion, Japan is a land of contrasts.
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Selfie Steam
August 9, 2015 at 1:00 pmThe complete and total fascination of old people with selfies and how they encapsulate everything that’s wrong with Millenials never ceases to amaze.Thus spake FMguru in a...
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Harvestman of Eyes (Workshop of the Telescopes #2)
"Why are you fitting those spiders with little pairs of spectacles?" tigris asked."It is an experiment in treating their colour-blindness, so they will stop biting when they can see the blood and...
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Astigmatism and Face-palm Eldritch
Conventional wisdom tells us that vertical slit pupils in humans are found only (1) in cases of bilateral coloboma; and (2) among the indigenes of Werel / Alterra and among their Tevaran / Farborn...
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UNLEASH THE SKWIRLS!
The Riddled Manor ornamental fountain is not a paddling-pool, people.
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What are we wearing to celebrate H.P. Lovecraft's 125th birthday?
In my day we couldn't just go on-line to order a "Sexy Cthulhu Costume" and we had to make it ourselves, with some glitter and tentacles and PVA glue.The results were sometimes less than ideal.It...
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Two versions of H.P. Lovecraft seated upon a high throne
Let's face it, a single version is never enough.
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Brew News (from the Zyme Times)
1. An Australian Federal Minister is unclear on the concept of brewing, and wants to control the sales of Vegemite -- not because it is a substitute for axle grease being marketed as a foodstuff, but...
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A paltry offence
"The former chief executive of Taranaki's Air Ambulance Trust has been fined for breaching the Civil Aviation Act, including removing aircraft seats to fly chickens cross-country."Warren Leslie John...
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The starry wisdom Owned by the Baron And he's got the cure[Recall the dream...
What's that, Skippy? Lesley Hutchings and Trevor Banks of MAFActive.eu have signed someone up to be an Antipodean distributor for their GcMAF-labelled products?This cannot possibly end well, for New...
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The robot's emotional expressions were sufficiently sophisticated to display...
Another human ability has been automated! Another Kiwi was not well-pleased when the news reached us at stately and not-at-all fictive Riddled Manor, about the emesis simulator devised at a rival...
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"A pig and a poke, a cat and a bag, and thinking and a box.""I'll take...
Isn't it always the same? You wait years and years for a fictional description of the Earth's core, all about the instability of the magnetic field that holds the atmosphere in place; then three come...
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Eusa-riddled.blogspot.com visualized
Some numbers are just so mind-bogglingly, gast-flabberingly, inconceivably large as to exceed all human experience. It would be a mistake to use such numbers in the name of Frankfurt's best...
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