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I am SHOCKED to find Republican politics revealed as turning into a con-job
To be fair, there is no reason to believe that the various primary candidates whose names are being used to flood my spam tray would ever see a trace of any money that the spammograms elicit. In fact...
View ArticleLife imitates "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas"
"The moral of the story is you don't go on the piss with five drunken Samoans while wearing an ankle bracelet."The fact that young people leave school without having learned this vital information is...
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Cantraps of the Master Philologist [The word for World is 'florist']
Once again another odd topic of discussion comes up at Open-Mike night at the Old Entomologist, for Open Mike may know nothing of mixing a floofy cocktail but he has a generous hand when he's pouring...
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A marble index (a prism and silent face) is all very well, but if your mind...
We are familiar with the concept of "existential threat" at the Riddled Research Laboratory, for we often hear it from angry picketers outside the gates of our High-Energy Jargon Accelerator facility,...
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The boss' shirt is deepest red It makes us heed the orders said
Stockpiles of Bad Research were running perilously low. We could not face the prospect of a world without head-palmingly, face-bangingly moronic compilations of factoids, extruded in the manner of...
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Skull-blogging: Stool-pigeon edition
A recent anecdote [not yet made up] involving gender stereotypes, map-reading and stopping to ask directions left us wondering, Whatever happened to John Gray? -- who soiled bookshelves back in the...
View ArticleThe Case of the League of Red-Bearded Dwarfs
In today's court news, the Red-Bearded Dwarfs case (Justice Cricklecarrot presiding) took a curious turn when Mr. Tinklebury Snapdriver, for the prosecution, prevailed upon one of the dwarfs to provide...
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The failure of reality to provide a Luc Bresson movie version of The Paradox...
Surveillance woodcut catches AKin the act of stealing biscuitsA recent optimistic stock-take of the Chocolate Hobnob situation in the Riddled tearoom found the tin to contain, not biscuits, nor the...
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Cats should be seen and not herded
There was clamouring and vociferation from the readership for more crap science in topics that no-one cares about. So with much fanfare we bring you Potter and Mills (2015):The Ainsworth "Strange...
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The Dreaming Jewels
A few months ago all the cool kids started using the Goofle Dream Machine. Now grown-up sister and the Doktorling Sonja have been showing off their fractal shuggoths, in an attempt to shame me into...
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A Wreath of Stars
Subject WK's dependence on juggling was fueled by the grandiose inflation of self-concept induced during sessions.The subject's fantasies were evidently reinforced by exposure at a susceptible age to...
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Tattooing 'L O E V I N G E R' on the knuckles of my right fist proved to be...
"Take two of the questions he asks about purity. One involves brother-sister incest in which every precaution is taken to prevent pregnancy, and leaves both parties feeling pretty good about the...
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Where there's a wheel there's a whey
Life continues to imitate a Two Ronnies skit. Casein point: This story is calling out for dairy-product-related puns.[...] diversions had to be put in place while the challenging clean-up was carried...
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The first time as therapeutic psychodrama, the second time as a primary debate
Dr Rokeach, we have 1918 17 patients each convinced that he or she is the One appointed by God to become president and make the US great again into a theocracy to protect the constitution IN ACCORDANCE...
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Like that of a Repo man, life of a GcMAF dealer is always intense
I haven't thought about Stanislav Grof for years, or about his storm-the-reality-studio Psycholysis therapy, which was a combination of psychotherapy and LSD for tackling the life-long effects of birth...
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British PM in Bovine Three-way with Michael Ashcroft
Ashcroft was cited by the Mail on Sunday as saying he had a “beef” with CameronPhotographs or it didn't happen. In other news, this headline was not about Donald Trump.
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Make me popular and wonderfully run after by five this afternoon
Now I feel like Old Man Kangaroo, assuming that Yellow-Dog Dingo could use a search engine. "How the Otter Gained its Bikini" is only to be found in the sealed-cover unexpurgated edition of "Just-So...
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Humans in surgical gloves
Oh hai there MedCrave Online Journal publishing group. It is fantastic to find a publishing outlet with such a clear focus on covering Medical Cravings... Munchausen Syndrome, factitious disorders and...
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