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I hear some frightful noises I don’t go out at night [Harvest moon]
Tickets on Dr Ke$she's still-under-construction anti-gravity pocket-fusion-powered spaceship, for a commemorative tour of Apollo landing sites, are still for sale.This is not a joke, or a conceptual...
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Chocolate Bunday
Do something two orthree years in a row, and suddenly it's a sodding Family Tradition that one cannot break without crestfall and shattered expectations. OK THEN. Here is some more orthodox Easter...
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No difference between novelty bird- and spider-hats in preventing...
Source:The kind of "humor drawings" that bring laughter at the National Taiwan University of Science and Technology do not work for me. YMMV.[H/t Neuroskeptic]
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...and in the manner of Yoalo balladeers -- a manner he recalled vividly --...
After the recent investigations in France of several farm-based laboratories transforming bovine by-products into Healing Substances, with Lesley Hutchings (purveyor of proteinaceous skin-cream)...
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Je vinaigrette rien
"Are you planning to blog about your regrettable pizza?" the Doktorling wanted to know. "All the hipster dads are posting food selfies of their pizza tragedies." So in response to popular demand:My...
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Employment lawyer finds comparison for Fox News
I am not making this up. The precedent:
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When metaphors go bad #102
Some sub-editor at the Dompost prolly felt really proud after coming up with this headline.
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Reveal to me the unknown tongue
Oh look, Bauhaus and Crispy Ambulance collaborate to write anguished song lyrics just for me... lyrics that collapse at the end into mouthless scream:I do not sleepI do not knowI do not knowAnd give it...
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Mayor Snorkum will lay the cake What for the cake be laid by Snorkum?
With limeWith sodaWith sleddingWith the sleddingWith sleddingWith the sledWith sledsWith a cushionSaggingSaggingSaggingStock photographyWith a Sense Of ItWith a Sense Of ItWith the SoleWith a Sole...
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Go home, Google Translate. You are drunk
This is why Finland can't have nice things:☊Yeah! Shub-Niggurath!Come on! Shub-Niggurath!Come on! Shub-Niggurath!YEARS! Shub-Niggurath!Shub-Niggurath!We have Shub-Niggurath!THANK YOU NOW!...
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Sorry for inconvenience
In retrospect, that "Unacknowledged Legislator" personality upgrade for HAL-9000 might not have been as good an idea as it seemed at the time.Sorry for inconvenience.I can not help it.I'm sorry but I...
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Working the That's Priceless side of the street
Tintoretto (1585):Queen Omphale and courtiers perturned to discover Hercules giving a foot-job to a furry.-------------------------------------------------------Janssens (1607):Go on giving foot-jobs...
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Lazy That's Priceless blogging: Szépművészeti Múzeum edition
Giuseppe Cesari (1602-1603):Actaeon finds dead-branch-based body mods to be less of a babe magnet than expected.
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A Dear John letter from the Innernets, explaining why they are switching...
The listening tube into the secret self-directed muttering of the interweave remains open:Au aam aum aum aumWhat is your name?That's your nameThat's why he's a lot of youThat's why he's a lot of...
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Title needs moar "Translational"
"I wonder if those egregious scamming gobshites at the 'BIT Congress' travel agency are still trying to lure slow-witted and accomplishment-deficient academics to their scabby little scamferences",...
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Foraging news: Mrs Spat edition
Your new toy is very nice, Mrs Spat but we do not want to play with it.I was showing it to you, monkey boy, not offering it to you.-------------------------------------------------------- In other...
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It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for...
So I went out this morning to check on the Stupid Tree, but Oh Noes, the strong winds last night had stripped it bare of fruit, all the Stupid was lying on the ground.Now we must use it up quickly...
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Perhaps the first time I have been called "the most suitable personality"
The Ecronicon is (as any fule kno) the pr0n version of Lovecraft's 'Necronomicon'. Or alternatively the title of a Tangerine Dream bootleg recording from the mid-80s, the one with the only known...
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Nice things, why we can't have them, #107
WTF, Australian customs? (not the ones involving sheep):The story does not say whether the Australian bioseurity officers huddled around the incinerator breathing in the hallucinogenic fumes while the...
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The Rules of the Establishment (Třista třicet tři stříbrných stříkaček...
Time has passed since the previous episode of The Bilingual London Adventures of a Bohemian Refugee from an Ionesco Script. Well-wishers will be pleased to learn that the protagonist found work:To...
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