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What we learned today
1. God is totally unsportsmanlike. I mean, like, three feckin arrows? Is that giving the little popes a sporting chance? And it's not even pope season! Fuck you God.2. You can't walk anywhere in Heaven...
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Eminent French-Jewish historian specialising in Vichy France (and the subsequent historical amnesia) detained at Houston Airport and held in custody for 10 hours to show his...
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The Battle of SPION Kop
Smut burying a ledeIstván Bókkon is a colleague of Dr Michael Persinger (whom FSM preserve) of Ontario, friend of Riddled, so it was inevitable that he would provide some partly-baked ideas to...
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Or a husky at the leather's end
I had nothing to do with this new addition to the range of pizzas at the local brew-bar. It is as if they are trying to lure ZRM Blue Öyster Cult fans to move to the 'hood.The choice may have been...
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I'm on the Lame but I Ain't No Sheep
Science unfetta-ed! From Tim van der Zee:This study had 600 participants who judged over 80 clips of goats... goat lameness research is better powered than most of psychology!I am not sure how the...
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Bonus goat lameness
Stolen from BoingBoing: this product [...] promises all the fun of taking a shower with a goat with none of the usual hassles of renting a shower-goat. Michael Jackson not included.
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'Nirvana Cabal' update
"I thought you lot were supposed to be the experts on molluscs in medicine," said Evangeline van Holsterin -- head barmaid at the Old Entomologist -- handing over our pints of Old Sheepshagger, with a...
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Is it any wonder that my mind's on fire Imprisoned by the thoughts of what to do
Here at the Riddled Fermented-Milk Products Department, it is with great pleasure mixed with an expectation of financial compensation that we award the inaugural Cheese Promotion Cup to Blum, Febo...
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It's only cannibalism if we're equals
It was a slow day in the Dumbth Mine, so I opened the door into the Intertubes labeled "GcMAF" to see if there was any drama. The names of Lesley Hutchings and Amanda Mary Jewell were on prominent...
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Before the kiss, A red cap #2[Stealing from Neuroskeptic edition]
The likelihood of wearing red clothes while performing multivariate statistics does not vary with the menstrual cycle. Good to know.H/t Neuroskeptic
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And nothing of value was lost
At times it must seem that Riddled is just a long-prolonged campaign to convince some publisher with an excess of moneys and a deficit of market judgement that a book-length investigation into the...
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Gardening with Mrs Spat
Apparently the seedlings grow better if they are kept warm and sheltered from the sun.
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Johnnie's in the basementMixing up the medicine
When last we looked in on Marco Ruggiero (impresario of magic medicinal yoghurt) he was using the august pages of the American Journal of Immunology to deliver the apostatic message that GcMAF -- the...
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Executive orders concerning trade in the Oval Office
"By the 'Quid-pro-Quo' Presidential Order of March 31, 2017, acts that were previously known as 'Bribery and corruption' shall henceforward be officially described as 'Trade'."Bonus senility:
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By salamander, drake, and the power that was undine #2
I warned Another Kiwi not to tune the Morphogenic Flux Intensifier to Elron Hubbard's "Dianetics" dumbth but did he listen? DID HE BOGROLL.The first outcome was Vendramini's TEEM theory of which you...
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Six characters in search of an author
Last time we checked the Intergrids for drama, we tuned in to the Alt-Med Panacea channel and found a soap opera in progress: The Martyrdom of St. Lesley of the Sacred Skin-cream. Minions of the...
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I was about to tick the box for "organ and body-part donor"...
...but then I thought of all the many many people who are familiar with my penis and might be distressed to see it on the body of a stranger.[H/t Neuroskeptic]UPDATED with Bonus Smut hands. Available...
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Chad reported to us that he had successfully looped the Roto-verter
That was not a sentence I had expected to read on this fine Yuri Gagarin Day.The organization also received a report from a third party confirming that this was in fact the case. Two of the Trustee’s...
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