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Dear suckers people attending 'Scientific Federation' scamferences
You should probably know that when you send your name, contact details and moneys to the clueless wazzcock running the scam, he leaves all that information out on the Interlattice.The spreadsheet is...
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Adrift just off the Islets of Langerhans: Latitude 38° 54' N, Longitude 77°...
This is the best way EVAH to finish a scientific preprint: We are designing a circuit for communication with DNA and we hypothesize that cancer can be cured via this method.The author of "A...
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Stalking Matilda, Stalking Matilda She took out a restraining order on me And...
The Lazy-Arse Mockademic- Spam Blogging* will continue until morale improves:"SciRes Literature" have ambition, a CamelCase name and a slogan and a logo stolen from student-debt-relief scammers, and...
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Very deep is the well of the past barrel of low-life junk-science grifting....
OUTTAKE2: The Updating.Here at the Riddled Research Laboratory and Reverse Sausage Manufactory we are feeling popular and very truly run after. For it is not only "Anna" at Alliance Star who acquired a...
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John Decker: The President announced on Twitter that there's no chaos at the White House. How would you describe what has happened over the course of the past ten days?Sanders: I have said it before,...
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Wh@ TF? Whackyweedia contributor is droll, or has never encountered Twitter, or indeed my abbrevi8d Dad-phone texting. Hilarity is 4thcoming.In Old English manuscripts, the Tironian "et" served as both...
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I know they'll find her some day They find them all that way After the thaw...
Your ever-lovin' Uncle Smut has been busy in the Stupid Fields, collecting a circus cavalcade of science-shaped advertisements for live-cell med-scam products. All issuing from Dmitry Klokol and the...
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Really, WashPost?
Karen DeYoung, Washington Post, two days ago:[Nikki Haley] said the United States had no plans to decrease its military exercises with North Korea, despite calls from China and Russia to do so, in...
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Police did not report at what point the burglars realised what they were eating
If this does not eventually feature in a Jemaine Clement movie I shall be very disappointed.
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When frog-costume fetishism gets out of hand
Possibly time to see the design to the Trump administration as "Foolproof new scheme for invading North Korea".
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Skullblogging: Fragile Eggshell Mind edition
Marcel Duchamp hommage? New treatment for migraines?HA HA these suggestions are only japes of the leg-pull variety,and as any fule kno the image [above left] is really Marco Ruggiero -- a person of...
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Ha ha, nice try
Some shitweasel at Bentham Open Sores spammed me with an invitation to inform them of any email addresses that are currently not inundated with spam:This is me shaking my head.I sent them Thundra's...
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The age of big data
I keep telling SPSS what numbers and p-values I want, but does it oblige?DOES IT BOGROLL.
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That escalated quickly
More adventures in spam! Huzzah!Some sketchy dude from a one-man vanity publisher (International Frequency Sensor Association) would like me to recycle a JOSA A paper into a chapter for his book --...
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Cheap looksist body-shaming jokes department
That Steve Bannon dude really needs to put a little more effort into his appearance.
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Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the...
New Zealand is closed for mourning. Flags hang at half-mast, patriotic citizens wear armbands of Fuligin (the colour that is blacker than black), and no coffees are served other than Long Blacks, for a...
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Polar bears on ice-skates
Right: Joanna BraithwaiteMore of an artistic tradition than I realised.
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Someone is Wrong on the Interweb in the Tory tabloid press
Reporting on medscamming malpractice, the Evening Standard provides their version of the backstory at the industry-mandated rate of one paragraph break per sentence:One treatment Dr O’Connell is...
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If I have seen further than other men, it is by taking heroic steps forward...
The meaning of the title is not clear, and I can only suppose that the author intended it as some sort of Discworld homage.[H/t Neuroskeptic]
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New band name!
Here are some chickens being therapised into aversion to torpedos.Chickens Scared by Torpedo from seriousFilm on Vimeo.BonusChicken Aversion:
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