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His meat was locusts and wild honey
"Animal trials" are not a topic to raise in the Riddled tea-room for fear of triggering traumatic memories, so let me make it clear right at the start that what I have in mind is the Medieval tradition...
View ArticleThe scariest ever comment from a corporate CEO, until the next Morning Report...
There's still a lot of water to go under the bridge.In context, this translates as "it is far too early to talk about those decisions and events, until such time as these decisions and events are...
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Seven stars Had Ursa Major Tables turning, turning And rain maker
"Public consultation has chosen Watt for the next production from the Riddled Amateur Dramatic Society", said the Riddled Public Consultation Department. It is not clear precisely what the public were...
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How many other blogs give you an animated GIF of a dollhouse sprouting ginja...
None more other blogs.
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What a good way to go
So a Billionaire Experience Vehicle was transmogrified into pieces of carbon-fibre composite adorning the Mojave Desert. One possible inference to draw is that God hates CamelCase, for it is confusion...
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A perineal theme
We consulted a panel of observers of the art scene, well-informed, impartial, no axes to grind. We also consulted Old Jem, famously acerbic art critic at the Pahiatua Sentinel, whose exhibition of...
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Universal solvent
Poetry corner at Riddled is this week devoted to Bertie Brecht's "Die Lösung". Disappointingly, the pome is not about the late-period Amon Düül album with Bob Calvert on vocals. Rather, its topic is...
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Venison, vidison, vicison
1. The Reckless Genetic Tinkering and Things-Man-Was-Not-Meant-to-Know division of Riddled Research Laboratory was making good progress with the animal / vegetable gene splicing experiments until we...
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These secondary objects are called hrönir and are, though awkward in form,...
Frank and open was the exchange of views at the ECVP-2014 meeting in Belgrade a few months back when Claus-Christian Carbon presented his analysis of the Emergency Back-Up Mona Lisa recently uncovered...
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Where in the world is Smut Clyde drinking now?
Outtakes from an earlier post about head-turning graphic conventions.Christmas Ale has consequences!
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Horror House of Hammers
An organised toolkit is crucial, for you never know then you might need to lay your hand on that special utensil for removing boy scouts from a centaur's hoof. Success is so often a matter of finding...
View ArticleAfter Murgatroyd Falls
The Innkeeper of the Murgatroyd Falls Cafe and Coprolite Museum paused and looked up as someone collided with the front door."It sticks!" he yelled "It bleedin' sticks. You have to do short, sharp...
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A Play With Words.
The Riddled Amateur Dramatic Societies Christmas Special this year is "Any Fule Knows or Ye Merry Adventures of Fule Not Luking Bak in Angre" by John OsborneHere we the see The Fule (Smut Clyde in an...
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Honest, she just walked straight into my outstretched fingers and hit the...
Let's get outa here, lads. These ladies look dangerously inbred; the trees are melting; I can hear banjo music in the distance; and there's a bunch of library pixies down in the lower right corner,...
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The die is cat
Mrs Spat's cunning disguise would perhaps have been more effective if more sides of the cube had been non-Cyclopean.
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Welcome back Another Kiwi
Imagine his surprise when Evangline van Holsterin (head barmaid at the Old Entomologist) awarded him the first prize in last night's Grumpy-Cat Lookalike Competition, which he had not heard of or...
View ArticleExtraordinary Meeting of the Time Machine Authorisation Committee.
Spacetime Eddie announced that a special request had been made for extensive use of the Time Machine.Mr. Another Kiwi vouchsafed that if it was about the Pope swapping thing, no one noticed once they...
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"Sir Chengine" is my Steampunk name
We get mail!Hi,My name is J****** and I'm an independent web strategist. While doing research I came across your business website and found several issues. Specifically, it is not fully Penguin 3.0...
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But however entrancing it is to wander unchecked through a garden of forking...
Does the Interlattice contain enough Borges fantasies transposed into the style of Kai Lung? DOES IT BOGROLL.
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